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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3045769" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Three explorers became lost in the jungle and wandered for dayswith no food and little water...</p><p>One day, just as they were finally about to give up, theycrawled into a clearing and there right in front of them stood aCannibal's Restaurant.</p><p>Out front near the entrance was a large menu board. With thelittle energy they had left, they dragged themselves across theclearing and looked up to see the following menu:</p><p>"Par boiled Priest $12.00</p><p>Roast Lion Hunter $14.00</p><p>Steamed Politician $198.50"</p><p>They struggled into the establishment, dragged themselves to atable, and a waiter came to take their order. Before they ordered,one of the explorers asked the waiter, "Can you help me understandyour menu? The first two items are priced about the same, but the thirditem, the politician, is priced so much higher. Why is that?"</p><p>"Are you kidding?" replied the waiter. "Did you ever try to CLEAN one of those suckers?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3045769, member: 1246"] Three explorers became lost in the jungle and wandered for dayswith no food and little water... One day, just as they were finally about to give up, theycrawled into a clearing and there right in front of them stood aCannibal's Restaurant. Out front near the entrance was a large menu board. With thelittle energy they had left, they dragged themselves across theclearing and looked up to see the following menu: "Par boiled Priest $12.00 Roast Lion Hunter $14.00 Steamed Politician $198.50" They struggled into the establishment, dragged themselves to atable, and a waiter came to take their order. Before they ordered,one of the explorers asked the waiter, "Can you help me understandyour menu? The first two items are priced about the same, but the thirditem, the politician, is priced so much higher. Why is that?" "Are you kidding?" replied the waiter. "Did you ever try to CLEAN one of those suckers?" [/QUOTE]
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