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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3130496" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, "Can I get you a drink?"</p><p>The girl replied, "Certainly."</p><p>Carl then asked, "What would you like?"</p><p>The girl said, "Champagne."</p><p>Carl then asked, "Why Champagne?"</p><p>The girl replied, "Because when I drink champagne I imagine I am a goddess on the Nile, draped in a long robe, relaxing peacefully, with servants fanning me and dropping peeled grapes into my mouth."</p><p>Curious, Carl asked her, "What if I just buy you a draft beer?"</p><p>The girl replied, "I'll cut wet farts all night."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3130496, member: 1246"] Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, "Can I get you a drink?" The girl replied, "Certainly." Carl then asked, "What would you like?" The girl said, "Champagne." Carl then asked, "Why Champagne?" The girl replied, "Because when I drink champagne I imagine I am a goddess on the Nile, draped in a long robe, relaxing peacefully, with servants fanning me and dropping peeled grapes into my mouth." Curious, Carl asked her, "What if I just buy you a draft beer?" The girl replied, "I'll cut wet farts all night." [/QUOTE]
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