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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3140422" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?</p><p>A: Cats can't drive!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?</p><p>A: A mutt in a rut!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?</p><p>A: A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?</p><p>A: A jolly collie!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?</p><p>A: A dingo-ling!</p><p></p><p>Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?</p><p>A: A shampoodle!</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?</p><p>A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!</p><p></p><p>Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?</p><p>A: Wire haired terriers!!</p><p></p><p>Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?</p><p>A: Any kind of bloodhound!</p><p></p><p>Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?</p><p>A: A bud hound!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3140422, member: 1246"] Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat? A: Cats can't drive! Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road? A: A mutt in a rut! Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole? A: A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree! Q: What do you call a happy Lassie? A: A jolly collie! Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia? A: A dingo-ling! Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths? A: A shampoodle! Q: How do you catch a runaway dog? A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone! Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams? A: Wire haired terriers!! Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer? A: Any kind of bloodhound! Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers? A: A bud hound! [/QUOTE]
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