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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3180551" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A middle aged Irish woman went to her doctor to ask advice in reviving her husband's libido.</p><p>"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.</p><p>"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."</p><p>"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it... Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."</p><p>When she called the doctor he asked how it went and she exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! It was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'</p><p>"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.</p><p>"Well, I did as you said and slipped it in his coffee and after just a few sips he jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!</p><p>With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"</p><p>"Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"</p><p>"Bejaysus, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sitting here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3180551, member: 1246"] A middle aged Irish woman went to her doctor to ask advice in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it... Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." When she called the doctor he asked how it went and she exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! It was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!' "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you said and slipped it in his coffee and after just a few sips he jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!" "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?" "Bejaysus, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sitting here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!" [/QUOTE]
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