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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3221182" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."</p><p>--Groucho Marx</p><p>1890-1977</p><p></p><p>This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:</p><p>"He was a dark and stormy knight...."</p><p></p><p>In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.</p><p>Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?</p><p>A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".</p><p></p><p>"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3221182, member: 1246"] "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." --Groucho Marx 1890-1977 This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with: "He was a dark and stormy knight...." In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class. Ninety-seven percent responded that they did. Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ". "The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people." [/QUOTE]
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