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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3222731" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding.</p><p>Don't try to have the last word; you might get it.</p><p>Don't worry about the sand in the Vaseline, they don't use it anyway.</p><p>Due to recent budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.</p><p>Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem.</p><p>Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.</p><p>Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.</p><p>Easiest way to figure the cost of living: take your income and add ten percent.</p><p>Eat the rich. The poor are tough and stringy.</p><p>Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3222731, member: 1246"] Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding. Don't try to have the last word; you might get it. Don't worry about the sand in the Vaseline, they don't use it anyway. Due to recent budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem. Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead. Easiest way to figure the cost of living: take your income and add ten percent. Eat the rich. The poor are tough and stringy. Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness. [/QUOTE]
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