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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3229332" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Question And Answer Animal Jokes....</p><p></p><p>Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.</p><p>A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.</p><p></p><p>Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?</p><p>A: The outside.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?</p><p>A: A walkie-talkie, of course.</p><p></p><p>Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?</p><p>A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?</p><p>A: Too many cheetahs.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?</p><p>A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.</p><p></p><p>Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?</p><p>A: To the retail store.</p><p></p><p>Q: What kind of dog tells time?</p><p>A: A watch dog.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3229332, member: 1246"] Question And Answer Animal Jokes.... Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager. A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either. Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? A: The outside. Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A: A walkie-talkie, of course. Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds? A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable. Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle? A: Too many cheetahs. Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? A: To the retail store. Q: What kind of dog tells time? A: A watch dog. [/QUOTE]
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