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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3241220" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Employee Want Ad Translations............</p><p></p><p>Energetic self-starter: You'll be working on commission.</p><p>Entry level position: We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law.</p><p>Experience required: We do not know the first thing about any of this.</p><p>Fast learner: You will get no training from us.</p><p>Flexible work hours: You will frequently work long overtime hours.</p><p>Good organizational skills: You'll be handling the filing.</p><p>Make an investment in you future: This is a franchise or a pyramid scheme.</p><p>Management training position: You'll be a salesperson with a wide territory.</p><p>Much client contact: You handle the phone or make "cold calls" on clients.</p><p>Must have reliable transportation: You will be required to break speed limits.</p><p>Must be able to lift 50 pounds: We offer no health insurance or chiropractors.</p><p>Opportunity of a lifetime: You will not find a lower salary for so much work.</p><p>Planning and coordination: You book the bosses travel arrangements.</p><p>Quick problem solver: You will work on projects months behind schedule already.</p><p>Strong communication skills: You will write tons of documentation and letters.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3241220, member: 1246"] Employee Want Ad Translations............ Energetic self-starter: You'll be working on commission. Entry level position: We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law. Experience required: We do not know the first thing about any of this. Fast learner: You will get no training from us. Flexible work hours: You will frequently work long overtime hours. Good organizational skills: You'll be handling the filing. Make an investment in you future: This is a franchise or a pyramid scheme. Management training position: You'll be a salesperson with a wide territory. Much client contact: You handle the phone or make "cold calls" on clients. Must have reliable transportation: You will be required to break speed limits. Must be able to lift 50 pounds: We offer no health insurance or chiropractors. Opportunity of a lifetime: You will not find a lower salary for so much work. Planning and coordination: You book the bosses travel arrangements. Quick problem solver: You will work on projects months behind schedule already. Strong communication skills: You will write tons of documentation and letters. [/QUOTE]
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