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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3282094" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>One day a man called the church office and said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?"</p><p>The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, "I'm sorry, who?</p><p>The caller repeated, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?"</p><p>She said, "Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as 'Pastor,' or 'Brother,' but I prefer that you not refer to him as the 'head hog at the trough'!"</p><p>To this, the man replied, "Well, I was planning on giving $100,000 to the church building fund . . ."</p><p>To this, the secretary quickly responded, "Hang on, I think the big fat pig just walked in!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3282094, member: 1246"] One day a man called the church office and said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?" The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, "I'm sorry, who? The caller repeated, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?" She said, "Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as 'Pastor,' or 'Brother,' but I prefer that you not refer to him as the 'head hog at the trough'!" To this, the man replied, "Well, I was planning on giving $100,000 to the church building fund . . ." To this, the secretary quickly responded, "Hang on, I think the big fat pig just walked in!" [/QUOTE]
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