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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3299303" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>You're not a kid anymore when:</p><p></p><p>- You enjoy watching the news.</p><p>- You can live without sex but not without your glasses.</p><p>- You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room.</p><p>- The phone rings and you hope it's NOT for you.</p><p>- Your best friend is dating someone half their age AND isn't breaking any laws.</p><p>- You start singing along with the elevator music.</p><p>- You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday.</p><p>- The only reason you're still awake at 4:00 am is indigestion.</p><p>- People ask what color your hair USED to be.</p><p>- You're proud of your lawnmower!</p><p>- You point out what buildings used to be where.</p><p>- You routinely check the oil in your car.</p><p>- You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style, TWICE.</p><p>- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.</p><p>- You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.</p><p>- 8:00 AM is your idea of "sleeping in".</p><p>- Neighbors borrow your tools.</p><p>- Others ask for your recipes.</p><p>- You paint walls for a reason other than getting your deposit back.</p><p>- You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch television.</p><p>- You wear socks with sandals.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3299303, member: 1246"] You're not a kid anymore when: - You enjoy watching the news. - You can live without sex but not without your glasses. - You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room. - The phone rings and you hope it's NOT for you. - Your best friend is dating someone half their age AND isn't breaking any laws. - You start singing along with the elevator music. - You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday. - The only reason you're still awake at 4:00 am is indigestion. - People ask what color your hair USED to be. - You're proud of your lawnmower! - You point out what buildings used to be where. - You routinely check the oil in your car. - You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style, TWICE. - You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. - You consider coffee one of the most important things in life. - 8:00 AM is your idea of "sleeping in". - Neighbors borrow your tools. - Others ask for your recipes. - You paint walls for a reason other than getting your deposit back. - You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch television. - You wear socks with sandals. [/QUOTE]
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