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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3336087" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>American-Yiddish Dictionary...</strong></span></p><p></p><p>JEWBILATION - Pride in finding out that one's favorite celebrity is Jewish. </p><p>TORAHFIED - Inability to remember one's lines at one's Bar or Bat mitzvah. </p><p>CHUTZPAPA - A father who wakes his wife at 4:00 AM so she can change the baby's diaper. </p><p>DISORIYENTA - When Aunt Sadie gets lost in a department store and strikes up a conversation with everyone she passes. </p><p>MISHPOCHAMARKS - The assorted lipstick and make-up stains found on one's face and collar after kissing all one's aunts and cousins at a reception. </p><p>ROSH HASHANANA - A rock 'n roll band from Brooklyn. </p><p>FEELAWFUL - Indigestion from eating Israeli street food. </p><p>KINDERSCHLEP - To transport other kids in your car besides yours. </p><p>OYVAYSMEAR - What one says when the cream cheese squeezes out of the bagel and falls on your clean pants. </p><p>JEWDO - A traditional form of self-defense based on talking one's way out of a tight spot.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3336087, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]American-Yiddish Dictionary...[/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] JEWBILATION - Pride in finding out that one's favorite celebrity is Jewish. TORAHFIED - Inability to remember one's lines at one's Bar or Bat mitzvah. CHUTZPAPA - A father who wakes his wife at 4:00 AM so she can change the baby's diaper. DISORIYENTA - When Aunt Sadie gets lost in a department store and strikes up a conversation with everyone she passes. MISHPOCHAMARKS - The assorted lipstick and make-up stains found on one's face and collar after kissing all one's aunts and cousins at a reception. ROSH HASHANANA - A rock 'n roll band from Brooklyn. FEELAWFUL - Indigestion from eating Israeli street food. KINDERSCHLEP - To transport other kids in your car besides yours. OYVAYSMEAR - What one says when the cream cheese squeezes out of the bagel and falls on your clean pants. JEWDO - A traditional form of self-defense based on talking one's way out of a tight spot. [/QUOTE]
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