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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3361595" data-attributes="member: 1246">An English teacher reminds her students of the written test in her class tomorrow:"Now, I don't want anyone to miss this important finals exam! I will not tolerate any excuse whatsoever for your absence--unless of course you had to go to the hospital because of a serious injury, or someone died in your immediate family."Just after she spoke, a wise ass in the back of the class exclaims: "Well, what if I were to tell you that I didn't show up for the test because I experienced complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"The students in the class try to suppress their snickers and muffled laughter.The teacher looks sympathetically towards the young man, smiles slyly and states: "Well, then...you'll have to write with your other hand".</blockquote>