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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3364888" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>As I Get Older!</p><p>1. I talk to myself because there are times I need expert advice.</p><p>2. I consider “On Trend” to be the clothes that still fit.</p><p>3. I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop ticking me off.</p><p>4. My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance for idiots that needs work.</p><p>5. The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.”</p><p>6. I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.</p><p>7. These days, “On Time” is when I get there.</p><p>8. Even duct tape can’t fix stupid but it sure does muffle the sound.</p><p>9. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and 3 sizes smaller?</p><p>10. Lately, I’ve noticed people my age are so much older than me.</p><p>11. “Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering why I’m there.</p><p>12. When I was a kid, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.</p><p>13. Some days I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed.</p><p>14. I thought growing older would take longer.</p><p>15. Aging sure has slowed me down but it hasn’t shut me up.</p><p>16. I still haven’t learned to act my age.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3364888, member: 1246"] As I Get Older! 1. I talk to myself because there are times I need expert advice. 2. I consider “On Trend” to be the clothes that still fit. 3. I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop ticking me off. 4. My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance for idiots that needs work. 5. The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.” 6. I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus. 7. These days, “On Time” is when I get there. 8. Even duct tape can’t fix stupid but it sure does muffle the sound. 9. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and 3 sizes smaller? 10. Lately, I’ve noticed people my age are so much older than me. 11. “Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering why I’m there. 12. When I was a kid, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation. 13. Some days I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed. 14. I thought growing older would take longer. 15. Aging sure has slowed me down but it hasn’t shut me up. 16. I still haven’t learned to act my age. [/QUOTE]
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