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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3366154" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>We've heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”.</strong></p><p><strong>Do they, however, know the difference between them?</strong></p><p><strong>Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: "You're next, Chubby."</strong></p><p><strong>I trust this clears up any confusion........ Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome;- both are fatal...</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3366154, member: 1246"] [B]We've heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”. Do they, however, know the difference between them? Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.[/B] [B]GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”[/B] [B]BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: "You're next, Chubby." I trust this clears up any confusion........ Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome;- both are fatal...[/B] [/QUOTE]
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