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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3369015" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>FARM JOKES:</p><p></p><p>What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?</p><p>A pigtail!</p><p></p><p>Where do cows go on a Saturday night?</p><p>To the moo-vies!</p><p></p><p>If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?</p><p>Plenty of milk!</p><p></p><p>Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?</p><p>Because he was a little gobbler!</p><p></p><p>Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?</p><p>To see Gregory Peck!</p><p></p><p>What kind of tie does a pig wear?</p><p>Pig's tie!</p><p></p><p>What is another name for a cow?</p><p>A lawn-mooer!</p><p></p><p>Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?</p><p>Because she was afraid someone would caesar!</p><p></p><p>What do you call a pig thief?</p><p>A hamburglar!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3369015, member: 1246"] FARM JOKES: What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pigtail! Where do cows go on a Saturday night? To the moo-vies! If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk! Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food? Because he was a little gobbler! Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road? To see Gregory Peck! What kind of tie does a pig wear? Pig's tie! What is another name for a cow? A lawn-mooer! Why did the Roman chicken cross the road? Because she was afraid someone would caesar! What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar! [/QUOTE]
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