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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3419306" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Making a snowman in Vermont </p><p></p><p>In the (People's Republic of) Vermont. </p><p></p><p>It's been snowing all night. </p><p></p><p>So the morning goes like this; </p><p></p><p>8:00 I made a snowman. </p><p></p><p>8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. </p><p></p><p>8:15 So, I made a snow woman. </p><p></p><p>8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest. </p><p></p><p>8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead. </p><p></p><p>8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as </p><p>veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. </p><p></p><p>8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. </p><p></p><p>8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a head-scarf. </p><p></p><p>8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on. </p><p></p><p>8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be </p><p>removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. </p><p></p><p>Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***" </p><p></p><p>8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the </p><p>difference between snowmen and snow-women? </p><p></p><p>I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist. </p><p></p><p>8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being </p><p>blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter. </p><p></p><p>9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up </p><p>trouble during this difficult weather. </p><p></p><p>9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. </p><p></p><p>9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we live in today!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3419306, member: 1246"] Making a snowman in Vermont In the (People's Republic of) Vermont. It's been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this; 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest. 8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a head-scarf. 8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on. 8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***" 8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist. 8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter. 9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather. 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. 9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot. Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we live in today! [/QUOTE]
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