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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3454619" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>GOLF GLOSSARY ...</p><p></p><p>> A “Rock Hudson” – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t.</p><p>></p><p>> A “Saddam Hussein” – from one bunker into another.</p><p>></p><p>> A “Yasser Arafat” – butt ugly and in the sand.</p><p>></p><p>> A “ John Kennedy, Jr.” – didn’t quite make it over the water.</p><p>></p><p>> A “Rodney King” – over-clubbed”.</p><p>></p><p>> An “O. J.” – got away with one.</p><p>></p><p>> A “Princess Grace” – should have used a driver.</p><p>></p><p>> A “Princess Di” – shouldn’t have used a driver.</p><p>></p><p>> A “Condom” – safe, but didn’t feel very good.</p><p>></p><p>> A “Brazilian” – shaved the hole.</p><p>></p><p>> A “Rush Limbaugh” – a little to the right.</p><p>></p><p>> A “Nancy Pelosi” – way to the left and out of bounds.</p><p>></p><p>> A “James Joyce” – a putt that’s impossible to read.</p><p>></p><p>> A “Ted Kennedy” – goes in the water and jumps out.</p><p>></p><p>> A “Pee Wee Herman” – too much wrist.</p><p>></p><p>> A “Sonny Bono” – straight into the trees.</p><p>></p><p>> A “Paris Hilton” – a very expensive hole.</p><p>></p><p>> A “Tiger Woods” – wrong hole.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3454619, member: 1246"] GOLF GLOSSARY ... > A “Rock Hudson” – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t. > > A “Saddam Hussein” – from one bunker into another. > > A “Yasser Arafat” – butt ugly and in the sand. > > A “ John Kennedy, Jr.” – didn’t quite make it over the water. > > A “Rodney King” – over-clubbed”. > > An “O. J.” – got away with one. > > A “Princess Grace” – should have used a driver. > > A “Princess Di” – shouldn’t have used a driver. > > A “Condom” – safe, but didn’t feel very good. > > A “Brazilian” – shaved the hole. > > A “Rush Limbaugh” – a little to the right. > > A “Nancy Pelosi” – way to the left and out of bounds. > > A “James Joyce” – a putt that’s impossible to read. > > A “Ted Kennedy” – goes in the water and jumps out. > > A “Pee Wee Herman” – too much wrist. > > A “Sonny Bono” – straight into the trees. > > A “Paris Hilton” – a very expensive hole. > > A “Tiger Woods” – wrong hole. [/QUOTE]
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