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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3457608" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection .....</p><p></p><p>3K RAM free, no EMS.</p><p>A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world.</p><p>A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.</p><p>A 20th century man... The guy has no future.</p><p>A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.</p><p>A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.</p><p>A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.</p><p>A couple of slates short of a full roof.</p><p>A couplet short of a sonnet.</p><p>A cup and saucer short of a place setting.</p><p>A day late and a dollar short.</p><p>A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.</p><p>A doughnut short of being a cop.</p><p>A few beads short in her rosary.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3457608, member: 1246"] When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection ..... 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world. A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth. A 20th century man... The guy has no future. A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards. A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem. A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes. A couple of slates short of a full roof. A couplet short of a sonnet. A cup and saucer short of a place setting. A day late and a dollar short. A deadbolt with a broken cylinder. A doughnut short of being a cop. A few beads short in her rosary. [/QUOTE]
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