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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3472076" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>A Woman's Random Thoughts...</strong></span></p><p> </p><p>Skinny people tick me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I forget to eat." You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.</p><p></p><p>A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't care.</p><p> </p><p>They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative, but I heard from it the other day after I said, 'Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?' Clear as a bell my body said, 'listen wench...do it and die.'</p><p></p><p>The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).</p><p> </p><p>I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.</p><p></p><p>I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 20 can fit into their stuff.</p><p></p><p>If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3472076, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]A Woman's Random Thoughts...[/B][/SIZE] Skinny people tick me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I forget to eat." You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't care. They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative, but I heard from it the other day after I said, 'Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?' Clear as a bell my body said, 'listen wench...do it and die.' The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him). I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day. I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 20 can fit into their stuff. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck? [/QUOTE]
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