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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3475224" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.</p><p>2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).</p><p>3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.</p><p>4. A backward poet writes inverse.</p><p>5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalismit's your count that votes.</p><p>6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.</p><p>7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.</p><p>8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.</p><p>9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.</p><p>10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft andI'll show you A-flat minor.</p><p>11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.</p><p>12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine isfully recovered.</p><p>13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in Francewould result in Linoleum Blownapart.</p><p>14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.</p><p>15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN downunder.</p><p>16. He often broke into song because he couldn'tfind the key.</p><p>17. Every calendar's days are numbered.</p><p>18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and'taint mine.</p><p>19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.</p><p>20. He had a photographic memory which was neverdeveloped.</p><p>21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.</p><p>22. The short fortune teller who escaped fromprison was a small medium at large.</p><p>23. Those who get too big for their britches willbe exposed in the end.</p><p>24. When you've seen one shopping center you'veseen a mall.</p><p>25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.</p><p>26. When an actress saw her first strands of grayhair she thought she'd dye.</p><p>27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to knowbasis.</p><p>28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.</p><p>29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.</p><p>30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3475224, member: 1246"] 1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalismit's your count that votes. 6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. 7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft andI'll show you A-flat minor. 11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine isfully recovered. 13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in Francewould result in Linoleum Blownapart. 14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN downunder. 16. He often broke into song because he couldn'tfind the key. 17. Every calendar's days are numbered. 18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and'taint mine. 19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. 20. He had a photographic memory which was neverdeveloped. 21. A plateau is a high form of flattery. 22. The short fortune teller who escaped fromprison was a small medium at large. 23. Those who get too big for their britches willbe exposed in the end. 24. When you've seen one shopping center you'veseen a mall. 25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. 26. When an actress saw her first strands of grayhair she thought she'd dye. 27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to knowbasis. 28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. 29. Acupuncture is a jab well done. 30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer [/QUOTE]
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