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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3525429" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #b30000">At a boat rental concession, the manager spots a boat out on a lake and yells through his megaphone, "Number 99, come in please. Your time is up." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #b30000"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #b30000">Several minutes pass, but the boat doesn't return. "Boat number 99", he again hollers, "return to the dock immediately, or I'll have to charge you overtime." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #b30000"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #b30000">"Something's wrong, boss," his assistant says. "We only have 75 boats."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #b30000"></span></p><p> <span style="color: #b30000">The manager pauses, then raises his megaphone: "Boat number 66, are you OK?"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3525429, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#b30000]At a boat rental concession, the manager spots a boat out on a lake and yells through his megaphone, "Number 99, come in please. Your time is up." Several minutes pass, but the boat doesn't return. "Boat number 99", he again hollers, "return to the dock immediately, or I'll have to charge you overtime." "Something's wrong, boss," his assistant says. "We only have 75 boats."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR=#b30000] The manager pauses, then raises his megaphone: "Boat number 66, are you OK?"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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