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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 352970" data-attributes="member: 1246">Three women go down to Mexico one night tocelebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up injail, only to find that they are to be executed in themorning, though none of them can remember what they did thenight before.&nbsp;The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair&nbsp;and is asked if she has any last words. She says,&nbsp;&#039;I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and&nbsp;believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the&nbsp;behalf of the innocent.&#039; They throw the switch and&nbsp;nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the&nbsp;floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release&nbsp;her.&nbsp;The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her&nbsp;last words. &#039;I just gradua ed from theHarvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justiceto intervene on the part of the innocent.&#039; They throwthe switch and again, nothing happens. Again they allimmediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness andrelease her.&nbsp;&nbsp;The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and&nbsp;says, &#039;Well, I just graduated from the&amp;nbsp;&nbsp;University of Alabama with a degree in Electrical&nbsp;Engineering, and I&#039;ll tell ya right now, ya&#039;ll&nbsp;ain&#039;t gonna electrocute nobody if you don&#039;t plug&nbsp;this thing in.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 352970, member: 1246"] Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, 'I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.' They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. 'I just gradua ed from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.' They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her. The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, 'Well, I just graduated from the  University of Alabama with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in. [/QUOTE]

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