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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3560319" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Kid's say the darndest things...</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10</strong></span></p><p>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?</p><p>You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8</p><p>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?</p><p>Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8</p><p>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?</p><p>Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8</p><p>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?</p><p>When they're rich. - Pam, age 7</p><p>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?</p><p>It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9</p><p>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?</p><p>There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8</p><p>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?</p><p>Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.- Ricky, age 10</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3560319, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Kid's say the darndest things...[/B] [B] HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10[/B][/SIZE] HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. - Pam, age 7 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.- Ricky, age 10 [/QUOTE]
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