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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3563585" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>QUOTES</p><p></p><p>"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill</p><p>"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure" -- Clarence Darrow</p><p>"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)</p><p>"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx</p><p>"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain</p><p>"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar Wilde</p><p>"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend. If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill followed by Churchill's response: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one."</p><p>"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -- Stephen Bishop</p><p>"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -- John Bright</p><p>"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." -- Irvin S Cobb</p><p>"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." -- Samuel Johnson</p><p>"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -- Paul Keating</p><p>"He had delusions of adequacy." -- Walter Kerr</p><p>"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" -- Mark Twain</p><p>"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -- Mae West</p><p>"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3563585, member: 1246"] QUOTES "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure" -- Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar Wilde "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend. If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill followed by Churchill's response: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one." "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -- Stephen Bishop "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -- John Bright "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." -- Irvin S Cobb "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." -- Samuel Johnson "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -- Paul Keating "He had delusions of adequacy." -- Walter Kerr "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" -- Mark Twain "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -- Mae West "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde [/QUOTE]
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