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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3589698" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations....</p><p></p><p>Sign on an asphalt truck: "Let us fill your crack!"</p><p>Office sign: "Ace exterminating - we kill bugs dead, walk-ins welcome."</p><p>Sign at a muffler shop: "No muff too tough for us!"</p><p>Sign on a government issue car: "Fulton county disaster coordinator."</p><p>Sign in a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notice.</p><p>Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! "To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted."</p><p>Sign in a Japanese Hotel room: In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.</p><p>Sign in a Leipzig elevator: "Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3589698, member: 1246"] These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.... Sign on an asphalt truck: "Let us fill your crack!" Office sign: "Ace exterminating - we kill bugs dead, walk-ins welcome." Sign at a muffler shop: "No muff too tough for us!" Sign on a government issue car: "Fulton county disaster coordinator." Sign in a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notice. Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! "To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted." Sign in a Japanese Hotel room: In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. Sign in a Leipzig elevator: "Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up." [/QUOTE]
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