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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 359700" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><u>YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT </u></strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><strong>Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>This is pretty neat </strong></p><p> </p><p><u><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">DON'T CHEAT </span></span></strong></u><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #804000">It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read . </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #804000">Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #804000">This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #804000">1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #804000">go out to eat (more than once but less than 10). </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #804000">2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #804000">3. Add 5 </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #804000">4. Multiply it by 50 </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #804000">5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758... </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #804000">If you haven't, add 1757. </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #804000">6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #804000">You should have a three digit number </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #804000">The first digit of this was your original number ( i. e., how many times </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #804000">you want to go out to restaurants in a week). </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #804000">The next two numbers are </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: blue">YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!) </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: red">THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS</span></span></strong></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 359700, member: 1246"] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][B][U]YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT [/U][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [B]Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! [/B] [B]YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH [/B] [B]This is pretty neat [/B] [U][B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]DON'T CHEAT [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/U][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#804000]It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read . [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#804000]Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#804000]This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#804000]1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#804000]go out to eat (more than once but less than 10). [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#804000]2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#804000]3. Add 5 [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#804000]4. Multiply it by 50 [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#804000]5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758... [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#804000]If you haven't, add 1757. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#804000]6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#804000]You should have a three digit number [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#804000]The first digit of this was your original number ( i. e., how many times [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#804000]you want to go out to restaurants in a week). [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#804000]The next two numbers are [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=blue]YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!) [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [I][B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red]THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/I] [/QUOTE]
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