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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3618971" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won’t come from a teacher, the library or the internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level.</p><p>My long-passed grandfather’s birthday is coming up, and for me, it is a time to reminisce.</p><p>The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give!</p><p>Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I’d be a better man.</p><p>Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when I was 12.</p><p>We were sitting on a park bench eating a sandwich, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day.</p><p>He told me that one day, I’d find a woman and start my own family.</p><p>“And son,” he said, “be sure you marry a woman with small hands.”</p><p>“How come, Grandpa?” I asked.</p><p>“It makes your pecker look bigger.”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3618971, member: 1246"] I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won’t come from a teacher, the library or the internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level. My long-passed grandfather’s birthday is coming up, and for me, it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give! Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I’d be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when I was 12. We were sitting on a park bench eating a sandwich, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. He told me that one day, I’d find a woman and start my own family. “And son,” he said, “be sure you marry a woman with small hands.” “How come, Grandpa?” I asked. “It makes your pecker look bigger.” [/QUOTE]
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