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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 367516" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Tarzan Not Know Sex.... </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">was attracted to him, and </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">during her questions about his life, she asked him </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">how he had sex? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">'Tarzan not know sex' he replied. Jane explained to </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">him what sex was. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Tarzan said 'Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">of tree.' </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all wrong, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">but I will show you how </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">to do it properly.' </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">She took off her clothing and laid down on the </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">ground. 'Here' she said, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here.' </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">considerable manhood, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch! </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">eternity. Eventually she </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">managed to gasp for air and screamed 'What did you </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">do that for?' </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Tarzan replied, 'Check for squirrel.' </span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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