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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 367888" data-attributes="member: 1246">Chuckles You Can Tell in Church!&nbsp;Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, &quot;My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.&quot; The second boy says, &quot;That&#039;s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.&quot; The third boy says, &quot;I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, &quot;They wouldn&#039;t take me out while I was alive, I don&#039;t want them to take me out when I&#039;m dead. &nbsp;A police recruit was asked during the exam, &quot;What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?&quot; He said, &quot;Call for backup.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 367888, member: 1246"] [FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][COLOR=#010101][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Monotype Corsiva]Chuckles You Can Tell in Church![/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/FONT] Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100." The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!" An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead. A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup. [/QUOTE]

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