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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3692000" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><u>A Wish to Live Forever</u></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>“I wish to live forever,” I said.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular </strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>wish.”</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!”</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>“You crafty bastard!”</strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3692000, member: 1246"] [B][U]A Wish to Live Forever[/U] [B]I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.[/B] [B]“I wish to live forever,” I said.[/B] [B]“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular [/B] [B]wish.”[/B] [B]“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!”[/B] [B]“You crafty bastard!”[/B][/B] [/QUOTE]
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