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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3749556" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p></p><p>A friend and I were golfing one day when at the 18th hole this guy comes out of nowhere and asks if he could join us. I tell him, "Well, we're just about done but if you want to join us tomorrow you can. We start at 8 o'clock."</p><p></p><p>He said, "Great! I'll be here at 8 o'clock, maybe 8:05..."</p><p></p><p>So next day he shows up at 8 o'clock and plays scratch golf; he was good. We were going to play again the next day and we invited him to join us. He said, "Great! I'll be here at 8 o'clock, maybe 8:05..."</p><p></p><p>So the next day he shows up at 8 o'clock, plays with his opposite hand, and shoots under par! I'm a bit amazed with this guy so I ask him, "You're a pretty good golfer, beating us with scratch golf and then showing-off by playing just as good with your opposite hand. Just what is you secret?"</p><p></p><p>He said, "Well...when I wake up in the morning and my wife is lying on her left side, I play left-handed. Or when I wake up in the morning and my wife is laying on her right side, I play right-handed."</p><p></p><p>So I ask, "what if she is laying on her back?"</p><p></p><p>"That's when I get here at 8:05."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3749556, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B][/B][/SIZE] A friend and I were golfing one day when at the 18th hole this guy comes out of nowhere and asks if he could join us. I tell him, "Well, we're just about done but if you want to join us tomorrow you can. We start at 8 o'clock." He said, "Great! I'll be here at 8 o'clock, maybe 8:05..." So next day he shows up at 8 o'clock and plays scratch golf; he was good. We were going to play again the next day and we invited him to join us. He said, "Great! I'll be here at 8 o'clock, maybe 8:05..." So the next day he shows up at 8 o'clock, plays with his opposite hand, and shoots under par! I'm a bit amazed with this guy so I ask him, "You're a pretty good golfer, beating us with scratch golf and then showing-off by playing just as good with your opposite hand. Just what is you secret?" He said, "Well...when I wake up in the morning and my wife is lying on her left side, I play left-handed. Or when I wake up in the morning and my wife is laying on her right side, I play right-handed." So I ask, "what if she is laying on her back?" "That's when I get here at 8:05." [/QUOTE]
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