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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3823556" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Sadly funny but oh so true unfortunately.</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>Last Night</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>8:00 am: I made a snowman.</p><p></p><p>8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a</p><p></p><p>snow woman.</p><p></p><p>8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.</p><p></p><p>8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow</p><p></p><p>woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women</p><p></p><p>everywhere.</p><p></p><p>8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and</p><p></p><p>moaned it could have been two snow men instead.</p><p></p><p>8:22 - The trans gender man.woman..person asked why I</p><p></p><p>didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.</p><p></p><p>8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about</p><p></p><p>the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate</p><p></p><p>snow figures with.</p><p></p><p>8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple</p><p></p><p>is white.</p><p></p><p>8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow</p><p></p><p>woman wear a burqa.</p><p></p><p>8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended</p><p></p><p>8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the</p><p></p><p>broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed</p><p></p><p>because it depicted women in a domestic role.</p><p></p><p>8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me</p><p></p><p>with eviction.</p><p></p><p>8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I</p><p></p><p>know the difference between snowmen and snow-women?</p><p></p><p>I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.</p><p></p><p>9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist,</p><p></p><p>homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble</p><p></p><p>during difficult weather</p><p></p><p>9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children</p><p></p><p>were taken by social services.</p><p></p><p>9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched</p><p></p><p>down the street demanding for me to be beheaded</p><p> </p><p>Moral:</p><p><strong>There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3823556, member: 1246"] [B]Sadly funny but oh so true unfortunately.[/B] [B]Last Night[/B] 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The trans gender man.woman..person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa. 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded Moral: [B]There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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