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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3826100" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p></p><p>Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it bykilling all those who opposed them.</p><p></p><p>If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos ... then you probablyhaven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.</p><p></p><p>Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.</p><p></p><p>Plagiarism saves time.</p><p></p><p>If at first you don't succeed, try management.</p><p></p><p>Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.</p><p></p><p>TEAMWORK ... means never having to take all the blame yourself.</p><p></p><p>Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.</p><p></p><p>We waste time, so you don't have to.</p><p></p><p>Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!</p><p></p><p>Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.</p><p></p><p>A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.</p><p></p><p>When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.</p><p></p><p>INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.</p><p></p><p>Succeed in spite of management.</p><p></p><p>Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3826100, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B][/B][/SIZE] Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it bykilling all those who opposed them. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos ... then you probablyhaven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. Plagiarism saves time. If at first you don't succeed, try management. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. TEAMWORK ... means never having to take all the blame yourself. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. We waste time, so you don't have to. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY. Succeed in spite of management. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment. [/QUOTE]
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