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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3830695" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking and athletic; but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.</p><p></p><p>"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if-"</p><p></p><p>The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."</p><p></p><p>The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3830695, member: 1246"] A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking and athletic; but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt. "Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if-" The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father." The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." [/QUOTE]
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