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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3849947" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>You just can't win, and here are the reasons why:</p><p></p><p>If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.</p><p></p><p>If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.</p><p></p><p>If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.</p><p></p><p>If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.</p><p></p><p>If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.</p><p></p><p>If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.</p><p></p><p>If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.</p><p></p><p>If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.</p><p></p><p>If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're a sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.</p><p></p><p>If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.</p><p></p><p>If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.</p><p></p><p>If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3849947, member: 1246"] You just can't win, and here are the reasons why: If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're a sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious. [/QUOTE]
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