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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3855628" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE IN?</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong>Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these</strong> <strong>days...............</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong>A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong>The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong>The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.</strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?</strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?</strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?</strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?</strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong>Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong>The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong>The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did</strong> <strong>you ask me if I'm Polish?" </strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong>The clerk replied, "Because you're</strong></p><p><strong><strong>in Ace Hardware."</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3855628, member: 1246"] [B]WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE IN?[/B] [B]Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these[/B] [B]days...............[/B] [B]A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"[/B] [B]The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"[/B] [B]The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.[/B] [B]If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?[/B] [B]Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?[/B] [B]Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?[/B] [B]Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?[/B] [B]Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"[/B] [B]The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."[/B] [B]The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did[/B] [B]you ask me if I'm Polish?" [/B] [B]The clerk replied, "Because you're [B]in Ace Hardware."[/B] [/B] [/QUOTE]
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