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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3888186" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep...</p><p></p><p>Read less.</p><p>I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.</p><p>I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store</p><p>Stop exercising. Waste of time.</p><p>Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.</p><p>Watch less TV in standard definition.</p><p>Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser.</p><p>Watch more movie remakes.</p><p>Start washing my hands after I use the restroom.</p><p>Procrastinate more.</p><p>I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.</p><p>I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.</p><p>Drink. Drink some more.</p><p>Stop buying worthless junk on Ebay, because QVC has better specials.</p><p>Start being superstitious.</p><p>Spend more time at work.</p><p>Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.</p><p>Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3888186, member: 1246"] New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep... Read less. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store Stop exercising. Waste of time. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. Watch less TV in standard definition. Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser. Watch more movie remakes. Start washing my hands after I use the restroom. Procrastinate more. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future. Drink. Drink some more. Stop buying worthless junk on Ebay, because QVC has better specials. Start being superstitious. Spend more time at work. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking! [/QUOTE]
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