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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3955053" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Benefits Question:</p><p></p><p>Dear Sir,</p><p>I have a very complicated benefits question.</p><p></p><p>Many years ago, I married a widow who had an 18 year old daughter.</p><p></p><p>After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit and he fell in love with my step daughter.</p><p></p><p>My father married her without my authorization.</p><p></p><p>As a result my step-daughter became my step mother and my father became my son in law.</p><p></p><p>My father's wife (also my step daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step daughter's mother.</p><p></p><p>This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.</p><p></p><p>So my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife.</p><p></p><p>Therefore I am also my wife's grandchild.</p><p></p><p>A short time after, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.</p><p></p><p>My son is also my step mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.</p><p></p><p>In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:</p><p></p><p>Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law and my step mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?</p><p></p><p>Sincerely yours,</p><p>Mohammed Abu Laden Habib</p><p><strong>THE ANSWER:</strong> </p><p>Of course, you qualify Mohammed! I have arranged to start mailing the checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California.</p><p></p><p>Yours faithfully, </p><p>Nancy Pelosi</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3955053, member: 1246"] Benefits Question: Dear Sir, I have a very complicated benefits question. Many years ago, I married a widow who had an 18 year old daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit and he fell in love with my step daughter. My father married her without my authorization. As a result my step-daughter became my step mother and my father became my son in law. My father's wife (also my step daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step daughter's mother. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father. So my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Therefore I am also my wife's grandchild. A short time after, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather. In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following: Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law and my step mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits? Sincerely yours, Mohammed Abu Laden Habib [B]THE ANSWER:[/B] Of course, you qualify Mohammed! I have arranged to start mailing the checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California. Yours faithfully, Nancy Pelosi [/QUOTE]
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