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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 397361" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Confessional..........</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Yes, Father, it is.'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'And who was the girl you were with?'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Was it Tina Minetti?'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'I cannot say.'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'I'll never tell.'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Was it Nina Capelli?'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Was it Cathy Piriano?'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'My lips are sealed.'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?''Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The priest sighs in frustration.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano, and I admire that.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">But you've sinned and have to atone.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Now you go and behave yourself.'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'</span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'4 months vacation and five good leads<span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">.’</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 397361, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Confessional..........[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'Yes, Father, it is.'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'And who was the girl you were with?'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Was it Tina Minetti?'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'I cannot say.'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'I'll never tell.'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'Was it Nina Capelli?'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'Was it Cathy Piriano?'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'My lips are sealed.'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?''Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]The priest sighs in frustration.[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano, and I admire that.[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]But you've sinned and have to atone.[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Now you go and behave yourself.'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'4 months vacation and five good leads[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy].’[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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