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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4003420" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A man is standing in a bar drinking when a friend walks in. They get to talking and at 10:00 he says, "It's been great, but I better get home. My wife doesn't like me to stay out late drinking."</p><p>The immediate response is, "You aren't doing it right. Do what I do. Go home and enter the bedroom quietly. Pull back the covers and slip into bed. Very gently caress your wife and kiss her over and over. Make love passionately for fifteen minutes. And take my word for it that there will be no complaints in the morning."</p><p>He decides to try that and continues drinking for another hour before heading home to give this approach a try.</p><p>When he gets home, the house is pitch black. He goes quietly into the bedroom, pulls back the covers and takes his friend's advice. There were no complaints, just some contented sighs. He gets up and goes to the bathroom to wash up.</p><p>As he walks in, he discovers his wife there. Amazed he cries out, "What are you doing in here?!"</p><p>"Quiet!" she exclaims. "You'll wake my mother."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4003420, member: 1246"] A man is standing in a bar drinking when a friend walks in. They get to talking and at 10:00 he says, "It's been great, but I better get home. My wife doesn't like me to stay out late drinking." The immediate response is, "You aren't doing it right. Do what I do. Go home and enter the bedroom quietly. Pull back the covers and slip into bed. Very gently caress your wife and kiss her over and over. Make love passionately for fifteen minutes. And take my word for it that there will be no complaints in the morning." He decides to try that and continues drinking for another hour before heading home to give this approach a try. When he gets home, the house is pitch black. He goes quietly into the bedroom, pulls back the covers and takes his friend's advice. There were no complaints, just some contented sighs. He gets up and goes to the bathroom to wash up. As he walks in, he discovers his wife there. Amazed he cries out, "What are you doing in here?!" "Quiet!" she exclaims. "You'll wake my mother." [/QUOTE]
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