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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4037766" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.</p><p>The nurse starts with certain basics.</p><p>How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.</p><p>The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.</p><p>The nurse asks, 'Your height?'</p><p>'5 feet 4",' I say.</p><p>The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2".</p><p>She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.</p><p>'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'</p><p>She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4037766, member: 1246"] Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 feet 4",' I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2". She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!' She put me on Prozac. What a bitch. [/QUOTE]
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