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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4061868" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><a href="https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/mothers_day_when.htm" target="_blank"><img src="https://www.funny-jokes.com/fun_pictures/mothers_bottle.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></strong></span></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Mom's Vocabulary...….</strong></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the children would care to order a dessert.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Full Name: What you call your child when you're angry with him.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Whodunit: None of the children who live in your house.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Bottle-feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am.</li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4061868, member: 1246"] [SIZE=4][B][URL='https://www.funny-jokes.com/humor/saints/mothers_day_when.htm'][IMG]https://www.funny-jokes.com/fun_pictures/mothers_bottle.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/B][/SIZE] [B] Mom's Vocabulary...….[/B] [LIST] [*]Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the children would care to order a dessert. [*]Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. [*]Full Name: What you call your child when you're angry with him. [*]Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. [*]Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say. [*]Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into. [*]Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours. [*]Whodunit: None of the children who live in your house. [*]Bottle-feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am. [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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