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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4069277" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The first grade teacher. Miss Figpot asked Little Johnnie, "Johnnie if I gave you two rabbits and then two more rabbits and then two more rabbits, how many would you have?"</p><p>Johnnie replied, "Seven rabbits, Miss Figpot."</p><p>The teacher asked again, "Listen Johnnie, If I gave you two rabbits, plus two more rabbits, plus two more rabbits, how many rabbits would you have altogether?"</p><p>Johnnie smiled, "That's easy, Teacher, I would have seven."</p><p>"Ok Johnnie," Miss Figpot said. "Let's try it a different way. If I gave you two cans of Pepsi, plus two more cans of Pepsi, plus two more cans of Pepsi. How many cans of Pepsi would you have?"</p><p>"Six cans." Johnnie answered.</p><p>"OK," said the teacher. "Now think of that with this question. If I gave you two rabbits, then two more rabbits, then two more rabbits how many would you have?"</p><p>"Seven, Teacher." Johnnie replied.</p><p>Exasperated, Miss Figpot asked, "Why seven?"</p><p>Johnnie replied, "Because I already have one rabbit at home!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4069277, member: 1246"] The first grade teacher. Miss Figpot asked Little Johnnie, "Johnnie if I gave you two rabbits and then two more rabbits and then two more rabbits, how many would you have?" Johnnie replied, "Seven rabbits, Miss Figpot." The teacher asked again, "Listen Johnnie, If I gave you two rabbits, plus two more rabbits, plus two more rabbits, how many rabbits would you have altogether?" Johnnie smiled, "That's easy, Teacher, I would have seven." "Ok Johnnie," Miss Figpot said. "Let's try it a different way. If I gave you two cans of Pepsi, plus two more cans of Pepsi, plus two more cans of Pepsi. How many cans of Pepsi would you have?" "Six cans." Johnnie answered. "OK," said the teacher. "Now think of that with this question. If I gave you two rabbits, then two more rabbits, then two more rabbits how many would you have?" "Seven, Teacher." Johnnie replied. Exasperated, Miss Figpot asked, "Why seven?" Johnnie replied, "Because I already have one rabbit at home!" [/QUOTE]
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