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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4086551" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Harley Davidson Speaks Out About Declining Bike Sales</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The slump in sales at H-D are not President Trump's fault. The Baby Boomers all have motorcycles, Generation X is only buying a few, and the Millennials aren’t buying any at all. A recent study was done to find out why Millennials don't ride motorcycles:</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>1. Pants won't pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>2. Can't get their phone to their ear with a helmet on.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>3. Can't use two hands to eat while driving.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>4. Don't get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>5. Don't have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>6. Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>7. Motorcycles don't have air conditioning.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>8. Can't afford one because they spent 12 years in college trying to get a degree in Humanities, Social Studies or Gender Studies, for which no jobs are available.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>9. Allergic to fresh air.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>10. Pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>11. Might get their hands dirty checking the oil.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>12. Handlebars have buttons and levers, and can’t be controlled by touch-screen.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>13. Have to shift manually, and use something called a clutch.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>14. Too dangerous to take selfies while riding.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>15. Don't come with training wheels like their bicycles did.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>16. Don't have power steering or power brakes.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>17. Nose ring interferes with the face shield.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>18. Would have to use leg muscle to back up.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>19. When stopped, a light breeze might blow exhaust in their face.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>20. Could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>21. Might scare their emotional support dog, then the dog would need therapy.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>22. Can't get the motorcycle down the basement stairs of their parent's home.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4086551, member: 1246"] [B]Harley Davidson Speaks Out About Declining Bike Sales[/B] [B]The slump in sales at H-D are not President Trump's fault. The Baby Boomers all have motorcycles, Generation X is only buying a few, and the Millennials aren’t buying any at all. A recent study was done to find out why Millennials don't ride motorcycles:[/B] [B]1. Pants won't pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat.[/B] [B]2. Can't get their phone to their ear with a helmet on.[/B] [B]3. Can't use two hands to eat while driving.[/B] [B]4. Don't get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one.[/B] [B]5. Don't have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped.[/B] [B]6. Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care.[/B] [B]7. Motorcycles don't have air conditioning.[/B] [B]8. Can't afford one because they spent 12 years in college trying to get a degree in Humanities, Social Studies or Gender Studies, for which no jobs are available.[/B] [B]9. Allergic to fresh air.[/B] [B]10. Pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes.[/B] [B]11. Might get their hands dirty checking the oil.[/B] [B]12. Handlebars have buttons and levers, and can’t be controlled by touch-screen.[/B] [B]13. Have to shift manually, and use something called a clutch.[/B] [B]14. Too dangerous to take selfies while riding.[/B] [B]15. Don't come with training wheels like their bicycles did.[/B] [B]16. Don't have power steering or power brakes.[/B] [B]17. Nose ring interferes with the face shield.[/B] [B]18. Would have to use leg muscle to back up.[/B] [B]19. When stopped, a light breeze might blow exhaust in their face.[/B] [B]20. Could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water.[/B] [B]21. Might scare their emotional support dog, then the dog would need therapy.[/B] [B]22. Can't get the motorcycle down the basement stairs of their parent's home.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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