Home
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4104009" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>If God Had Voice Mail...….</strong></span></p><p></p><p>Thank you for calling heaven. I am sorry, all of our angels and saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line.</p><p></p><p>If you would like to speak to:God, press 1.</p><p>Jesus, press 2.</p><p>The Holy Spirit, press 3.</p><p>If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding, press 4.</p><p>To find a loved one who has been assigned to Heaven, press 5, then enter his or her social security number followed by the pound sign. (If you get a negative response, please hang up and try area code 666.)</p><p>For reservations in heaven, please enter J-O-H-N 3:16</p><p>For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth, life on other planets, and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive.</p><p>If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact your local pastor.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4104009, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]If God Had Voice Mail...….[/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] Thank you for calling heaven. I am sorry, all of our angels and saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line. If you would like to speak to:God, press 1. Jesus, press 2. The Holy Spirit, press 3. If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding, press 4. To find a loved one who has been assigned to Heaven, press 5, then enter his or her social security number followed by the pound sign. (If you get a negative response, please hang up and try area code 666.) For reservations in heaven, please enter J-O-H-N 3:16 For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth, life on other planets, and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive. If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact your local pastor. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
Top