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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4125001" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Donna's husband Mike died suddenly one day. Donna was taking care of the funeral arrangements with the undertaker when she was asked how she wanted Mike's obituary to read.</p><p>Donna asked the undertaker, "How much does an obituary cost?" The undertaker replied, "One dollar per word."</p><p>Donna then said, "I want the obituary to read - MIKE IS DEAD."</p><p>The undertaker was an old fishing buddy of Mike's and he was a little disturbed by such a curt obituary, so he offered,</p><p>"I'll make you a special deal since I knew Mike so well. I'll pay for half of the obituary out of my own pocket."</p><p>Donna's face lit up and she replied, "Great. I want it to read - MIKE IS DEAD, BOAT FOR SALE."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4125001, member: 1246"] Donna's husband Mike died suddenly one day. Donna was taking care of the funeral arrangements with the undertaker when she was asked how she wanted Mike's obituary to read. Donna asked the undertaker, "How much does an obituary cost?" The undertaker replied, "One dollar per word." Donna then said, "I want the obituary to read - MIKE IS DEAD." The undertaker was an old fishing buddy of Mike's and he was a little disturbed by such a curt obituary, so he offered, "I'll make you a special deal since I knew Mike so well. I'll pay for half of the obituary out of my own pocket." Donna's face lit up and she replied, "Great. I want it to read - MIKE IS DEAD, BOAT FOR SALE." [/QUOTE]
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