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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 439644" data-attributes="member: 1246">Christmas Joke&nbsp;&nbsp;Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. &#039;In honor of this holy season&#039; Saint Peter said, &#039;You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.&#039; &nbsp;The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. &#039;It represents a candle&#039;, he said. &nbsp;&#039;You may pass through the pearly gates&#039; Saint Peter said. &nbsp;The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, &#039;They&#039;re bells.&#039; &nbsp;Saint Peter said &#039;You may pass through the pearly gates&#039;. &nbsp;The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women&#039;s panties. &nbsp;St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, &#039;And just what do those symbolize?&#039; &nbsp;The man replied, &#039;These are Carols.&#039; &nbsp;And So The Christmas Season Begins...... </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 439644, member: 1246"] Christmas Joke [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]The man replied, 'These are Carols.' [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]And So The Christmas Season [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]Begins...... [/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]

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