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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 440669" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>My score was 19</p><p> </p><p>MEMORY TEST! </p><p> </p><p>This is NOT a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average </p><p>score is 12. It will help if you are over 60! This one will be </p><p>difficult for </p><p>the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! When you forward </p><p>this to your friends/family, put your score in the subject line & let </p><p>them know your score. Don't forget to forward it to me, as well. Good </p><p>luck youngsters. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways? </p><p> </p><p>A. Flintstones vitamins </p><p>B. The Buttmaster </p><p>C. Spaghetti </p><p>D. Wonder Bread </p><p>E. Orange Juice </p><p>friend. Milk </p><p>G. Cod Liver Oil </p><p> </p><p>2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was... </p><p> </p><p>A. Sugar Ray Robinson </p><p>B. Roy Orbison </p><p>C. Gene Autry </p><p>D. Rudolph Valentino </p><p>E. Fabian </p><p>friend. Mickey Mantle </p><p>G. Cassius Clay </p><p> </p><p>3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have m! et the </p><p>enemy and... </p><p> </p><p>A. It's you </p><p>B. He is us </p><p>C. It's the Grinch </p><p>D. He wasn't home </p><p>E. He's really me an </p><p>friend. We quit </p><p>G. He surrendered </p><p> </p><p>4. Good night David. </p><p> </p><p>A. Good nigh Chet </p><p>B. Sleep well </p><p>C. Good night Irene </p><p>D. Good night Gracie </p><p>E. See you later alligator </p><p>friend. Until tomorrow </p><p>G. Good night Steve </p><p> </p><p>5. You'll wonder where the yellow went... </p><p> </p><p>A. When you use Tide </p><p>B. When you lose your crayons </p><p>C. When you clean your tub </p><p>D. If you paint the room blue </p><p>E. If you buy a soft water tank </p><p>friend. When you use Lady Clairol </p><p>G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent </p><p> </p><p>6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denv er was </p><p>Dobie's </p><p>friend... </p><p> </p><p>A. Stuart Whitman </p><p>B. Randolph Scott </p><p>C. Steve Reeves </p><p>D. Maynard G. Krebbs </p><p>E. Corky B. Dork </p><p>friend. Dave the Whale </p><p>G. Zippy Zoo </p><p> </p><p>7. Liar, liar... </p><p> </p><p>A. You're a liar </p><p>B. Your nose is growing </p><p>C. Pants on fireD. J oin the choir </p><p>E. Jump up higher </p><p>friend. On the wire </p><p>G. I'm telling Mom </p><p> </p><p>8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending </p><p>battle for truth, justice and... </p><p> </p><p>A. Wheaties </p><p>B. Lois </p><p>Lane </p><p>C. TV ratings </p><p>D. World peace </p><p>E. Red tights </p><p>friend. The American way </p><p>G. News headlines </p><p> </p><p>9. Hey kids! What time is it? </p><p> </p><p>A. It's time for Yogi Bear </p><p>B. It's time to do your homework </p><p>C. It's Howdy Doody Time </p><p>D. It's Time for Romper Room </p><p>E. It's bedtime </p><p>friend. The Mighty Mouse Hour </p><p>G. Scoopy Doo Time </p><p> </p><p>10. Lions and tigers and bears... </p><p> </p><p>A. Yikes </p><p>B. Oh no </p><p>C. Gee whiz </p><p>D. I'm scared </p><p>E. Oh my </p><p>friend. Help! H elp! </p><p>G. Let's run </p><p> </p><p>11. Bob Dylan advised us never to </p><p>trust anyone... </p><p> </p><p>A. Over 40 </p><p>B. Wearing a uniform </p><p>C. Carrying a briefcase </p><p>D. Over 30 </p><p>E. You don't know </p><p>friend. Who says, 'Trust me' </p><p>G. Who eats tofu </p><p> </p><p>12. NFL quarterback who appeared ! in a te levision commercial </p><p>wearing women's stockings... </p><p> </p><p>A. Troy Aikman </p><p>B. Kenny Stabler </p><p>C. Joe Namath </p><p>D. Roger Stauback </p><p>E. Joe Montana </p><p>friend. Steve Young </p><p>G. John Elway </p><p> </p><p>13. Brylcream... </p><p> </p><p>A. Smear it on </p><p>B. You'll smell great </p><p>C. Tame that cowlick </p><p>D. Grease ball heaven </p><p>E. It's a dream </p><p>friend. We're your team </p><p>G. A little dab'll do ya </p><p> </p><p>14. I found my thrill... </p><p> </p><p>A. In Blueberry muffins </p><p>B. With my man, Bill </p><p>C. Down at the mill </p><p>D. Over the windowsill </p><p>E. With thyme and dill </p><p>friend. Too late to enjoy </p><p>G. On Blueberry Hill </p><p> </p><p>15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by... </p><p> </p><p>A. Clark Gable </p><p>B. Mar y Martin </p><p>C. Doris Day </p><p>D. Errol Flynn </p><p>E. Sally Fields </p><p>friend. Jim Carey </p><p>G. Jay Leno </p><p> </p><p>16. Name the Beatles... </p><p> </p><p>A. John, Steve , George, Ringo </p><p>B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe </p><p>C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo </p><p>D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo </p><p>E. Lewis, Peter, Geor! ge, Rin go </p><p>friend. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel </p><p>G. John, Paul, George, Ringo </p><p> </p><p>17. I wonder, wonder, who.. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>A. Who ate the leftovers? </p><p>B. Who did the laundry? </p><p>C. Was it you? </p><p>D. Who wrote the book of love? </p><p>E. Who I am? </p><p>friend. Passed the test? </p><p>G. Knocked on the door? </p><p> </p><p>18. I'm strong to the finish... </p><p> </p><p>A. Cause I eats my broccoli </p><p>B. Cause I eats me spinach </p><p>C. Cause I lift weights </p><p>D. Cause I'm the hero </p><p>E. And don't you forget it </p><p>friend. Cause Olive Oyl loves me </p><p>G. To outlast Bruto </p><p> </p><p>19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star </p><p>today... </p><p> </p><p>A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera </p><p>B.Smile, you're on Star Search </p><p>C. Smile, you won the lottery </p><p>D. Smile, we're watching you </p><p>E. Smile, the world sees you </p><p>friend. Smile, you're a hit </p><p>G. Smile, you're on TV </p><p> </p><p>20. What do M & M's do? </p><p> </p><p>A. Make your tummy happy </p><p>B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket </p><p>C. Make you! fat D. Melt your heart </p><p>E. Make you popular </p><p>friend. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand </p><p>G. Come in colors </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Below are the right answers: </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>1. D - Wonder Bread </p><p>2. G - Cassius Clay </p><p>3. B - He Is Us </p><p>4. A - Good night, Chet </p><p>5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent </p><p>6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs </p><p>7. C - Pants On Fire </p><p>8. friend - The American Way </p><p>9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time </p><p>10. E - Oh My </p><p>11. D - Over 30 </p><p>12. C - Joe Namath </p><p>13. G - A little dab'll do ya </p><p>14. G - On Blueberry Hill </p><p>15. B - Mary Martin </p><p>16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo </p><p>17. D - Who wrote the book of Love </p><p>18. B - Cause I eats me spinach </p><p>19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera </p><p>20. friend - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand </p><p>Don't forget to put yo! ur scor e in the subject line, </p><p>when you forward this on.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 440669, member: 1246"] My score was 19 MEMORY TEST! This is NOT a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score is 12. It will help if you are over 60! This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! When you forward this to your friends/family, put your score in the subject line & let them know your score. Don't forget to forward it to me, as well. Good luck youngsters. 1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways? A. Flintstones vitamins B. The Buttmaster C. Spaghetti D. Wonder Bread E. Orange Juice friend. Milk G. Cod Liver Oil 2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was... A. Sugar Ray Robinson B. Roy Orbison C. Gene Autry D. Rudolph Valentino E. Fabian friend. Mickey Mantle G. Cassius Clay 3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have m! et the enemy and... A. It's you B. He is us C. It's the Grinch D. He wasn't home E. He's really me an friend. We quit G. He surrendered 4. Good night David. A. Good nigh Chet B. Sleep well C. Good night Irene D. Good night Gracie E. See you later alligator friend. Until tomorrow G. Good night Steve 5. You'll wonder where the yellow went... A. When you use Tide B. When you lose your crayons C. When you clean your tub D. If you paint the room blue E. If you buy a soft water tank friend. When you use Lady Clairol G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent 6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denv er was Dobie's friend... A. Stuart Whitman B. Randolph Scott C. Steve Reeves D. Maynard G. Krebbs E. Corky B. Dork friend. Dave the Whale G. Zippy Zoo 7. Liar, liar... A. You're a liar B. Your nose is growing C. Pants on fireD. J oin the choir E. Jump up higher friend. On the wire G. I'm telling Mom 8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and... A. Wheaties B. Lois Lane C. TV ratings D. World peace E. Red tights friend. The American way G. News headlines 9. Hey kids! What time is it? A. It's time for Yogi Bear B. It's time to do your homework C. It's Howdy Doody Time D. It's Time for Romper Room E. It's bedtime friend. The Mighty Mouse Hour G. Scoopy Doo Time 10. Lions and tigers and bears... A. Yikes B. Oh no C. Gee whiz D. I'm scared E. Oh my friend. Help! H elp! G. Let's run 11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone... A. Over 40 B. Wearing a uniform C. Carrying a briefcase D. Over 30 E. You don't know friend. Who says, 'Trust me' G. Who eats tofu 12. NFL quarterback who appeared ! in a te levision commercial wearing women's stockings... A. Troy Aikman B. Kenny Stabler C. Joe Namath D. Roger Stauback E. Joe Montana friend. Steve Young G. John Elway 13. Brylcream... A. Smear it on B. You'll smell great C. Tame that cowlick D. Grease ball heaven E. It's a dream friend. We're your team G. A little dab'll do ya 14. I found my thrill... A. In Blueberry muffins B. With my man, Bill C. Down at the mill D. Over the windowsill E. With thyme and dill friend. Too late to enjoy G. On Blueberry Hill 15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by... A. Clark Gable B. Mar y Martin C. Doris Day D. Errol Flynn E. Sally Fields friend. Jim Carey G. Jay Leno 16. Name the Beatles... A. John, Steve , George, Ringo B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo E. Lewis, Peter, Geor! ge, Rin go friend. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel G. John, Paul, George, Ringo 17. I wonder, wonder, who.. A. Who ate the leftovers? B. Who did the laundry? C. Was it you? D. Who wrote the book of love? E. Who I am? friend. Passed the test? G. Knocked on the door? 18. I'm strong to the finish... A. Cause I eats my broccoli B. Cause I eats me spinach C. Cause I lift weights D. Cause I'm the hero E. And don't you forget it friend. Cause Olive Oyl loves me G. To outlast Bruto 19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today... A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera B.Smile, you're on Star Search C. Smile, you won the lottery D. Smile, we're watching you E. Smile, the world sees you friend. Smile, you're a hit G. Smile, you're on TV 20. What do M & M's do? A. Make your tummy happy B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket C. Make you! fat D. Melt your heart E. Make you popular friend. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand G. Come in colors Below are the right answers: 1. D - Wonder Bread 2. G - Cassius Clay 3. B - He Is Us 4. A - Good night, Chet 5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent 6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs 7. C - Pants On Fire 8. friend - The American Way 9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time 10. E - Oh My 11. D - Over 30 12. C - Joe Namath 13. G - A little dab'll do ya 14. G - On Blueberry Hill 15. B - Mary Martin 16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo 17. D - Who wrote the book of Love 18. B - Cause I eats me spinach 19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera 20. friend - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand Don't forget to put yo! ur scor e in the subject line, when you forward this on. [/QUOTE]
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