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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 448932" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>NEW Rules for 2009(for the younger generation)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rule 1</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">: Life is not fair - get used to it! </span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rule 2</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">: The world won ' t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rule 3</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won ' t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rule 4</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rule 5</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rule 6</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">: If you mess up, <u>it ' s not your parents ' fault</u>, so don ' t whine about your mistakes, learn from them. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rule 7</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">: Before you were born, your parents weren ' t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent ' s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rule 8</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they ' ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn ' t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rule 9</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">: Life is not divided into semesters. You don ' t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rule 10</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rule 11</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you ' ll end up working for one. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: white"><span style="color: white"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>If you can read this - Thank a teacher!</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>If you can read this in English - Thank a soldier!!!</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 448932, member: 1246"] NEW Rules for 2009(for the younger generation) [FONT=Georgia][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]Rule 1[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]: Life is not fair - get used to it! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]Rule 2[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]: The world won ' t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]Rule 3[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won ' t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]Rule 4[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]Rule 5[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]Rule 6[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]: If you mess up, [U]it ' s not your parents ' fault[/U], so don ' t whine about your mistakes, learn from them. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]Rule 7[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]: Before you were born, your parents weren ' t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent ' s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]Rule 8[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they ' ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn ' t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]Rule 9[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]: Life is not divided into semesters. You don ' t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]Rule 10[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]Rule 11[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you ' ll end up working for one. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=white][COLOR=white][FONT=Arial][B]If you can read this - Thank a teacher![/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][B]If you can read this in English - Thank a soldier!!![/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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