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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 452146" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #680004"><span style="color: #680004"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><em>Gentle thoughts for your day........ </em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #670480"><span style="color: #670480"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><em>Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. </em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000880"><span style="color: #000880"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><em>When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. </em></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><em>A penny saved is a government oversight.</em></span></span></span></em></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #448080"><span style="color: #448080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. </em></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #818007"><span style="color: #818007"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><em>The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. </em></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0010fe"><span style="color: #0010fe"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><em>The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement </em></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #670480"><span style="color: #670480"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><em>He who hesitates is probably right.</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #818007"><span style="color: #818007"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Did you ever notice: </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #818007"><span style="color: #818007"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #680004"><span style="color: #680004"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000880"><span style="color: #000880"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>If you can smile when things go wrong, you have </em></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000880"><span style="color: #000880"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>someone in mind to blame</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #448080"><span style="color: #448080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ce0008"><span style="color: #ce0008"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><em>Did you ever notice:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ce0008"><span style="color: #ce0008"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."</span></span></span></span></span> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 452146, member: 1246"] [FONT=times new roman][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#680004][COLOR=#680004][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][I]Gentle thoughts for your day........ [/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#670480][COLOR=#670480][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][I][/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#670480][COLOR=#670480][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][I]Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. [/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000880][COLOR=#000880][FONT=Comic Sans MS][I]When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. [/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][I]A penny saved is a government oversight.[/I][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#448080][COLOR=#448080][FONT=Arial][I]The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. [/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#818007][COLOR=#818007][FONT=Comic Sans MS][I]The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. [/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0010fe][COLOR=#0010fe][FONT=Comic Sans MS][I]The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement [/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#670480][COLOR=#670480][FONT=Comic Sans MS][I]He who hesitates is probably right.[/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#818007][COLOR=#818007][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Did you ever notice: [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#818007][COLOR=#818007][FONT=Comic Sans MS]The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#680004][COLOR=#680004][FONT=Arial]If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000880][COLOR=#000880][FONT=Arial][I]If you can smile when things go wrong, you have [/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000880][COLOR=#000880][FONT=Arial][I]someone in mind to blame[/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#448080][COLOR=#448080][FONT=Arial]The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ce0008][COLOR=#ce0008][FONT=Arial][B][I]Did you ever notice:[/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ce0008][COLOR=#ce0008][FONT=Arial]When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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